Funny Golf Tees That Perform- Add personality to your game with premium 2 ¾" plastic golf tees featuring the bold message “DON’T SUCK.” These funny golf accessories make a statement while supporting serious performance off the tee.
Engineered for Straighter, Longer Drives- Our 4-prong tee design with PureFlight Tech minimizes friction and deflection at impact, helping you drive the ball farther and straighter with less spin for more consistency
Durable Plastic Construction- Built to last round after round, these high-strength plastic golf tees won’t snap like wood. Perfect for golfers who use 460cc drivers and need consistent launch height
Perfect Golf Gift for Men & Women- Makes a great gift for golfers of all skill levels. Ideal for Father’s Day, golf tournaments, bachelor parties, stocking stuffers, birthdays or just to get laughs during your weekend round
Includes Resealable Tee Pouch (50-Pack)- Comes with a sleek, reusable tee bag to keep your tees organized and easy to grab on the course—no more rummaging through your golf bag mid-round
Shipping takes place within 3-5 business days. If there is a problem with the shipment of the product, we will notify you via the email address you entered when ordering.
Is free shipping available?
We do not currently offer free shipping. However, this may be added at some point. We apologize.
How can I get a tracking number for my order?
If your order has been shipped, we will add the tracking number to your order and notify you via the email address you entered when ordering.
How do I process a return or exchange?
For returns or exchanges, please contact us within 14 days of receiving the product, along with a receipt or screenshot of the purchase, and a photo of the product with the packaging or tag intact.
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